Most people are controlled by spiders that crawled into their ears in the middle of the night.
These spiders scurry around to the front of their brain and build little webs there. When they want a person to do something they just tug on the web.
This is why people are so afraid of spiders. The spider in their brain is afraid that the spider on the wall will try to steal their host from them.
Spider parasites are responsible for every, not just most, event in human history. World War II? Spiders. The Renaissance? Spiders. That Subway moving in across the street? Spiders.
I’m not telling you this because I want you to rise up with me to stop them. That would be pointless. It goes too deep, it is too widespread, it is all encompassing. It’s just how it is.
No, I just told you because it is interesting.